


Simply put, a drinking game in which one imbibed every time Keller says “perfect,” during the infomercial, would be a very short one. Keller’s voice forever transforms the viewers association with the word “perfect” permanently. This is for the best, though, for those who haven’t seen the infomercial. It’s difficult to find any video of the brilliant 30-minute infomercial, which is certainly by design.

The club essentially hits great golf shots from every line for its owner, no matter how high his/her handicap. Kessler is to be believed, it truly is perfect. The device was touted as “the most versatile club ever made,” and if Mr. Prior to the somber baritone’s awkward dismissal/ departure from the network, his infomercial for the Perfect Club appeared to be on an endless loop. Back when Golf Channel had an article in front it, Peter Kessler seemed to be on anytime you flipped to the station.
